Riley-ism

Riley: Let's play cops and robbers.
Andrea: No. I don't want to play that.
Riley: Oh good. Because that game only has 4 players.

Riley-ism

I was watching Riley ride his bike around the culdesac today because he is trying to pop a wheelie. (which right now is just him jerking his arms and saying umph really hard) but at one point he ran into the garage and crashed his bike. I asked him if he was ok and he said "Yes. I'm not damaged at all." I don't know why I find that so funny but I do.