Riley-ism

A few Riley-ism's from the last few days
*Conversation between momma and Riley today:
Momma: we're going to go to annie's tonight and guess what? You get to open some birthday presents!
Riley: my birthday is still here?!?

* On a bike ride to Momma Lynn's house
While riding his bike over a gravely part of the road
Riley: Ouch Ouch! It's breaking my motor
Later while riding it past a puddle
Riley: I think that's quicksand
And just a random quote while riding
Riley: I think all bad guys are named Jason (What the huh?!? I don't think he even knows anyone named Jason. Where did this come from?)

Riley-ism

Riley: "Oh my goodness! Did you hear that? I just tooted. I didn't
know that was coming. 'Scuse me."

Riley-ism

Riley and I were in the grocery store today. While walking down the aisle I accidentally bumped our cart into someone else's. Riley, who was standing in the basket, says:
"Whoa! That was unexpected. Momma I didn't expect that bump."

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Conversation between Riley and Momma Lynn on a bike ride:
Riley: let's ride to see grandpa in wendover.
Momma Lynn: No. I don't know where to go.
Riley: Sure you do. Just go north.

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momma to Riley: you're a cutie. A cutie-patootie.
Riley to momma: No. A genius.

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Conversation documented during an intense round of Go-Fish:

Riley to Grandpa: Do you have any Zebras?

Grandpa to Riley: No. Go fish.

Riley to Momma Lynn: Grandpa has goldfish!